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Just Announced: Pauly Shore Is Dead…Funny! Aha

Bake up a special batch of brownies because it’s just been announced: Pauly Shore is coming to Buffalo to perform his stand up routine at The Rapids Theater on September 25. In honor, here are my top Pauly Shore quotes in order by movie.

Encino Man- Stoney Brown: “If you’re edged ’cause I’m weazin all your gindage, just chill. ‘Cause if I had the whole Brady Bunch thing happenin’ at my pad, I’d go grind over there, so don’t tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.”

Encino Man- Stoney Brown: “Bud-dy!”

Son In Law- Crawl: “My name’s Crawl and I’m the RA. And you are? No wait, don’t tell me – Sally? Jessie? Raphael?”

Son In Law- Crawl: “Fresh off the farm, oh my God, I can’t believe it. Right across the hallway. Hallelujah. So you’re inbred?”

Son In Law- Crawl: “Hey, you’ll be happy to know that as soon as you left, I popped your daughter’s trunk!”

In The Army Now- Bones: “Can I call you ‘General Sweetpants’?”

In The Army Now- Bones: “I’ve seen lots of camel toes before, but never on a camel!”

In The Army Now- Bones: “You mean to tell me that we have been out in this desert for three days and you had a compass the entire time? Ooooh, Jack. You’re going to get a lot of noogies for this.”

Jury Duty- Tommy: “If a small taco is a taquito, then a small judge… must be a Judge Ito!”

Jury Duty- Tommy: “Run O.J. Run! OWWWW”

Bio Dome- Bud : “I propose that we plant these seeds and I know what your thinkin’ “Illegal! Illegal!” but the value of purple sticky punch goes way beyond just tokin’ it!”

Bio Dome- Doyle and Bud in unison: “Hi, I’m Doyle, And I’m Bud, and when we’re not saving the environment, we’re thinkin’ of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu.”

These are my favorites, share yours!

cory perla

  • Rachel Good

    Cory I just drove around allll day trying to find a store to buy Bio Dome!!

  • Dave Botticelli

    Stoney-“Link and I are cruisin’ the mountain and we figure we would wheeze a little ju-uice.”
    Kasmri-“No wheezing the ju-ice!”

  • Christine Davitt

    The unforgettable “Leaning tower of cheeeezaaa!”