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Kathy “Purple Penguin” Weppner

Step 1: See what appears to be regurgitated, unvetted nonsense likely spreading rampant through the fascist blogosphere in order to assail the imminent destruction of ‘Murrka by n0bummer and the Alinskyite cadres. 

Step 2: Not being privy to the rampant dementia infecting the idiot fasict blogosphere, Google it and find who’s talking about it. 

Step 3: Be a curious and intelligent person, and try to get to the truth

Step 4: Find out that the whole fascist outrage is not only false, but damningly critical of an attempt to make kids feel comfortable in the classroom. In other words: based on evil. 


  • GreenAndGold

    Well, to be truthful, if this Nebraska school district actually came up with this stupid fucking idea, you can expect someone to criticize it.

    • Which idea? Making sure kids aren’t treated like freaks?

      • Bruce Beyer

        Your use of the word “thinking” in the last sentence is an oxymoron, right?

      • JP Fitzpatrick

        Somebody in California stubbed their toe on a coffee table leg . Time to change our congressman in NY. Impeach the president with no birth certificate and send our troops to fight ebola. I am so getting full credit for the next Kwepp26 embarrassing tweet.

      • Sean Danvers

        Our troops will kill Ebola so there is also no need to vaccinate your kids. Once that is taken care of, WE can focus on the problem of planes spraying liberal mind control chemicals onto us.

      • JP Fitzpatrick

        Why cant i like this more than once 🙂

      • ckg1

        That’s the damned problem right there: These people aren’t THINKING!

      • GreenAndGold

        “Classmates” would have sufficed. My point it was too abstract, to the point of politically-correct absurdity.

  • WhatMeWorry888

    He is just being a good Millennial liberal that has been taught that the word “fuck” is just another verb

    • Who, me? I’m no millennial. Also, “fuck” isn’t just a verb, but an adjective, an adverb, a noun, and can even be shoehorned into another word for emphasis.

      Also, I know how to reply to a comment by hitting the “reply” button, rather than ensuring that my comment is an orphan outside the thread.

      • rhmaccallum

        Always been one of my favorite words. Then again I did work in the prison system for over 28 years. That’s unfuckingbelievable!

      • WhatMeWorry888

        Yes millennials can use them all in one sentence, like:

        Mother fucking, fuckers fucking fucked us.

        Worry about replying outside the thread? What me worry, I am a democrat, rules don’t apply to us.

  • MaxPlanck

    Her campaign’s so starved for funding, she lacks handlers and is reduced to personally sending out Tweets on trite matters 1,000 miles from the district she mistakenly believes she’s qualified to represent. Maybe KW ought to be circulating nominating petitions among the good burghers of Lincoln to alert them to the impending purple peril engulfing their community.

    • rhmaccallum

      And here I thought maybe she was just advocating the merger of the Pittsburg hockey team with the Minnesota football team. Iceball!