If, after three years, you still don’t understand that Obamacare isn’t a website, or government-run insurance, or socialized medicine, fuck you.
If you think Benghazi is unprecedented, and the worst thing since 9/11, then tell me more about Beirut 1983 and Nairobi 1998. And fuck you.
If you don’t vote, fuck you.
If you are complaining about the responsiveness of the Obamacare website but live in New York, try this instead and fuck you.
If you’re giving the mayor credit for things he didn’t do, and cheering a “boom” that is only benefiting the wealthy, white, and well-connected while the majority of the city is packed with joblessness, despair, poverty, and violence, fuck you.
If you’re arguing that the mayor of Buffalo is good enough for us here in Goodenoughistan, fuck you.
If you’re endorsing the mayor who isn’t even having the decency to campaign against his challenger because fuck you, fuck you.
If you think we should de-fund schools and leave it up to charity to make up the difference, fuck you.
If you are part of the astroturf cabal being paid off by libertarian billionaires to destroy public education in order to privatize the lot of it and retroactively re-impose segregation through privatization, fuck you.
If you hold any position of authority with the New York State Thruway Authority or the Department of Transportation, fuck you.
When western New York suburban roads are so horribly designed to protect pedestrian safety, and you have anything to do with it, fuck you.
If you’re a property owner and you don’t shovel your sidewalk when it snows, forcing pedestrians out into the street, double-check your insurance policy and fuck you.
Have a happy Thursday!