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Parking Spots Are For Proles

When Carl Paladino goes shopping at the Eastern Hills Mall, he doesn’t have to park in actual “spots” like the rest of us rubes. Because he is a very wealthy and important person – far wealthier and more important than you or I, dear reader – he has a special license that permits him to park wherever he wants.  Although we must give Mr. Paladino credit for not occupying a spot reserved for the infirm and disabled, understand that he is,  by dint of his awesomeness, allowed to park even closer to the door than the infirm and disabled

The person who posted this picture relates that she objected to Lord Paladino, as she saw him walk towards the mall, and that he replied that she should mind her business. 

This person is not a nice person. 

  • Oswald Carnes

    She should have keyed the worthless pervert’s car.

  • rhmaccallum

    Soundsl like a right nifty story but I do question the liscense plate thing. what kind of plate does he have that allows him to park anywhere? How did he obtain it from the DMV? Who all can get one.?
    I’m just wondering if this story is made up as it sounds like it.

    • It was a joke for God’s sake. He’s just a pig parker.

      • rhmaccallum

        Your telling me this is really his car? Your telling me that knowing he is in the political spotlight as a congressman he parked like that anyway?
        Your telling me Collins is that dumb?

      • J_Garrity

        Its Paladino’s vehicle. Chris Collins’ parking habits have already been documented in this forum.

      • Paladino’s car.

      • Thomas J. Morrisey

        Easy mistake to make, they both are rich, able-bodied, powerful guys who park wherever the hell they want.

  • Thomas J. Morrisey

    I call fake. There’s no “I’m Mad As Hell, Too, Me!” sticker.

    • Merrrce

      That is in fact his car, not a fake. He was driving behind me on Sheridan Dr tonight. Also, he drove like a douche.

      • rhmaccallum

        How does a douche drive? In a very moist way?

      • Merrrce

        He drove like the guy in this video speaks and looks …

      • Thomas J. Morrisey

        I was just kidding, y’all, I’m sure it’s Paladino’s car, I just thought it was funny to point out the lack of a Paladino sticker on it.

      • townline

        I can concur. He cut me off last week getting on the Seneca Street 190 Ramp. Knowing he lives in South Buffalo and seeing that stupid “Vote for the American” bumper sticker on an expensive SUV, my road rage took over and I had to chase him down just to confirm it was the jerk I thought it was. For some strange reason, seeing his miserable looking mug behind the wheel and thinking to myself “I knew it!” made me feel vindicated…

        Is it not ironic that the idiot with a “Vote for the American” bumper sticker drives a very expensive GERMAN car?

      • UncleBluck

        he lives in South Buffalo?…Why do I see him shopping at Dashes in Amherst all the time…..?

      • townline

        Maybe that’s where his girlfriend lives. He’s on Potters Rd.

    • It has the “vote for the American” sticker on the bumper.

      • Thomas J. Morrisey

        Now I’m absolutely sure it’s him — didn’t he plaster them all over the cars at the rental agencies he owns, too?

  • Sean Danvers

    Seeing parking jobs like this, regardless of the schmuck doing the parking, makes me want to spend the money on a big pickup with those grasper-style tow arms on the back the repo guys use. Just snatch the car up and deposit it somewhere good and far away.

  • The mall looks closed in this photo.

  • Hank Kaczmarek

    I haven’t been there since 1980—Wasn’t sure it was still open either, especially from the look of the asphalt in the parking lot so close to the door—Must have been a Union job.