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Cheap Political Activist Voting Orders 2012

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Important Public Notice:  These Voting Orders have not been approved by any of the big shots or underlings who run Artvoice.  Very few of them are citizens of this country and they seldom care about voting or engage in it.   These are not endorsements or statements of  probable outcomes.    They are direct VOTING ORDERS and must be strictly complied with!     Any deviation from these Orders is not permitted and violators will be dealt with severely! 

President:   Obama vs. The Plastic White Guy (You know who I mean)

This map presents the present political makeup of the continental USA:

Watch this video and decide for yourself.   You will learn that Obama is actually a white guy too, and therefore safe to vote for:

Family Court:   Write In Democrat Mike Kuzma

Why, because Mike’s a good guy and a Democrat, and County Executives don’t get to pick Judges.    Poloncarz for Carter

  • Gee, I thought to be resident here, you have to vote for Chuck Swanick, my bad.