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Screaming Pineapples at Tin Pan Alley Tonight

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According to AV correspondent John Duke, “Screaming pineapples are only grown in Malibu, California and are always picked on the summer solstice and sacrificed 100 hours later in Western New York. I’ve only seen this once before and the pineapple screams are deafening. It’s almost as if they knew what was coming…”