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Limerick Friday: For Congressman Weiner

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AV’s sacred geography correspondent Franklin LaVoie send us this limerick for a Friday afternoon:

The eager Congressman Weiner,

in underpants, lit up the screens here.

“To make matters worse,”

the Republicans curse,

“that bulge is a mere misdemeanor.”

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  • Ann Schumacher

    No limerick…just a comment. Explain why Kathy Hochul didn’t say he should resign!

  • Kilissa Cissoko

    Hey, Representative Hochul!
    Why aren’t you being more vocal?
    That dog’s got a bone
    Keep your daughters at home
    Weiner’s a barn-stuffin’ yokel.

  • jesius

    The congressman never had seen her
    But he got the idea he would tweeter
    So he stripped off his clothes
    Then he snapped a quick pose
    And she got a good look at A. Weiner

  • Kilissa Cissoko

    He considered his c**k photogenic
    Or even hallucinogenic
    He gave it a squeeze
    and then he said, “Cheese”
    At least, it was anthropogenic

  • Stuart Stevens

    The Gotham congressman favored a tweet
    To showcase the state of his meat
    But the weiners I’ve seen
    both Kosher and unclean
    Are seldom a sumptuous treat