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Only a Matter of Time

A 3.8 magnitude earthquake struck at 4am this morning outside of Chicago. The USGS initially reported a stronger 4.3 quake, but has since readjusted its assessment.

No injuries have been reported thus far.

Still, it may only be a matter of time until Pat Robertson pins the cause of the quake on the pact with the devil made by Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka all those years ago…