Sponsor a Buffalonian: Nicole
by Geoff Kelly - posted 8:53 am, September 25, 2009
In response to our (clearly satirical) “Sponsor a Buffalonian” feature in this week’s paper, we received this very real solicitation for sponsorship from a real live Buffalonian. Contact email@example.com if you’d like to make a donation, or of you’d like to solicit sponsorship for yourself.
Lives off: Commission and tips
This is Nicole. She has her Masters Degree in Museum Studies and is currently working as a waitress. She is single and has no children.
What Your Donation Means: Nicole is suffering from a very sad wardrobe as well as not being able to pay her bills. If you donate a few bucks to her, she would be willing to perform a fashion show of new clothes for your benefit.