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Sponsor a Buffalonian: Nicole

Filed under: Local Interest

In response to our (clearly satirical) “Sponsor a Buffalonian” feature in this week’s paper, we received this very real solicitation for sponsorship from a real live Buffalonian. Contact editorial@artvoice.com if you’d like to make a donation, or of you’d like to solicit sponsorship for yourself.

Nicole

Nicole

Name: Nicole

Age: 27

Home: Allentown

Lives off: Commission and tips

This is Nicole. She has her Masters Degree in Museum Studies and is currently working as a waitress. She is single and has no children.

What Your Donation Means: Nicole is suffering from a very sad wardrobe as well as not being able to pay her bills. If you donate a few bucks to her, she would be willing to perform a fashion show of  new clothes for your benefit.